First, she tampered with my pickle.
Then, she got us both kicked off a cooking show.
Now, we’re fake engaged.
Sit back, friends, this is one crazy tale of treachery and pickle juice.
So, a few months back I created a new pickle.
It’s spicy.
Like, fiery hot.
It went viral in a big way.
Then along comes Magnolia Boudreaux.
She’s the daughter of a rival deli. She ends up a surprise guest on a cooking show I’ve booked, insisting her pickle is hotter.
Then she shows up on another show.
Then another.
Our feud becomes legendary, until it nearly ruins both our delis.
So I do the only thing I can think of to fix the problem.
I kiss her on national television.
And to top it?
We get engaged.
We’ve got the whole fake relationship down until she buys me a pickle cactus shaped like…well, I’m sure you can picture it.
And everything after that?
I made sure that she’s not faking a thing.