He really doesn’t want to want this woman.
Or her otters.
And no, “otters” is not a euphemism.
She has otters. And she wants him to take care of them. And he’s going to say yes.
Is that going to get him laid?
Probably.
Is that a good idea?
Definitely not.
Is he going to do it anyway?
Absolutely yes.
And he isn’t at all surprised to find that’s just the start of all the chaos…