Life’s hard but it’s harder when you’re stupid. My entire life I’ve struggled with my worthlessness and no one on this planet has my unique combination of imperfections and failures. I truly am special and that’s disregarding the extra tutoring and special ed classes I took growing up.
I’m a reflective person and my mind often wanders to the numerous hordes of regrets and painful memories that I hold dear. Luckily I have a sense of humor and in this book I will share those comedic nuggets of self-induced worthlessness in the most self-deprecating way I can portray myself.
We all have moments of complete and utter failure, these are a few of mine. These stories are as they happened and this book covers a full range of what it means to be worthless. I’ve discovered my specific brand of worthlessness and I hope you’ll enjoy yourself at my expense.