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Henry and Fa’Niqua

His first day on the job he finds the woman of his dreams. The fact that she happens to be an internet porn star is a minor detail, right? There’s only one problem. If Henry makes the wrong decision about this ghetto call center beauty, he just might end up dead.

Answers to some of the most commonly asked questions about this book.

Question: Is this book about hip-hop?

Answer: No. Hip-hop is more a misnomer thrown in to add an unwarranted sense of excitement.

Question: Are any references, in passing or otherwise, made to Tyga, Rihanna, Justin Timberlake, or Flava Flav?

Answer: No. Again, this book is neither about hip-hop nor the musical artists who have helped to define the genre. Sorry.

Question: Is this book a steamy interracial romance novel?

Answer: No. However, you may come across references to interracial pornography.

Question: Is this book about growing up, living, or some variation thereof in the ghetto? Do people get shot?

Answer: No, this book is not about growing up black in Compton, South Dallas, or East Hyderabad, India. However, black individuals with ghetto mentalities as well as folksy whites with trailer park mentalities pepper the pages of this delightful tale of lighthearted debauchery and intrigue. Oh, and yes, someone is shot in the book.

To limit your next question, allow me to answer by saying, Henry Bucket receives that ill-fated cap to the ass.

Question: Would white people enjoy this book just as much as black people?

Answer: I’m afraid so. If you’re looking for a book that excludes based on some cultural inside knowledge that will go over the heads of white people…well, friend…such a thing just does not exists anymore. Saturday Night Live completely screwed that up for you.

Question: Does this book contain satirical content with regard to racial prejudices, the environment of the American call center, and the people who staff said call centers?

Answer: ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY, YES!

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