Michael’s life as a college student is pretty normal, for a nerd. Overdue papers, ramen noodles, a hopeless crush, and an epic Dungeons and Dragons game on the weekends. But that life ends when he wakes up with no memory of the night before. The leader of New York’s vampire clan has taken a special interest in him, as have the passionately violent nymphs who seem determined to tear him to pieces. Now it’s all impossible decisions, police investigations, dangerous secrets, and more blood and vomit than seems reasonable. Life just got a whole lot messier, and Michael just wants his character sheet back.