Gradation

Friends. Ride or die, right?
Always have your back.
Know all your dirty little secrets.
Love the shiny parts of you, and embrace the crappy ones?
Yeah? Well, I don’t know about all that nonsense because my friends are just a bunch of assholes.
They’re taking over.
They’re commandeering my love life.
They’re constructing a dating profile for me, and it’s bad…
Because I don’t even have the password for it,
and I have to do exactly what they say.