I have no words to describe my shock.
I do, however, have a ton of HIGHLY obscene gestures.
So why the H*LL did I place the highest bid?!?!
Only to allow history to repeat itself.
Nine months later…
1. I’ve got a bun in the oven.
2. Stuck in a cabin miles from a hospital.
3. And contractions that are just MINUTES apart!
Whoever came up with the phrase ‘What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas’ deserves a huge SLAP!